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OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THIS! JE SUI ANANANA! I AM A PINEAPPLE!
This is the only French I remember. We’re talking MIDDLE SCHOOL shit, son. I am pretty sure the show was French-canadian. There were other characters (maybe a bear?), but this guy always stuck out.
sick
This is the worst. I dunno if I can make it into my part time job tomorrow. Fuck. I am kind of freaking out about everything right now, but I can’t even do that properly because my head seems to be in a vice, and everything is 15 degrees too cold to touch.
Gross, body.
I LOVE EDDIE IZZARD! One of the best comedians I’ve ever seen perform stand-up. Truly.
fuck yeah eddie izzard rocks
I like my men like I like my coffee - dressed like a fairy princess!
I don’t know why but Eddie Izzard doesn’t really make my comedy chimes ring. But people who are smart and have good taste think he’s the shit.
I feel the same way about Family Guy.
Oh no. Michelle… you did not just put ‘Family Guy’ and ‘Eddie Izzard’ in the same metaphorical boat. OH NO, OH NO.
Should eyeballs feel this way?
I am wearing two pairs of socks, two pairs of pants, long sleeve shirt, fury-hooded sweatshirt, and two blankets. And I made a bed out of my couch and my chaise lounge. Not sure if I will sleep out here, but I also don’t know if I can make it to bed.
This is literally the worst. I was never rich enough to get any of the dolls, but I lusted after all of them. I kept every catalog for way too long - I even had some from before Kirsten was introduced, and if you bought Molly you got a REAL aluminum dime from the war years! What!
I really don’t understand the logic behind discontinuing Kirsten (and Samantha - you guys know she’s gone, right?). Those dolls teach history! They make living in those times tangible and allow girls to connect with the past in a way that school history classes don’t. Letting girls have 300 options to customize a doll who is JUST LIKE THEM! I mean, I get it, and I think it has value, but it seems like a much hollower value.
This devastates me. Back in the day when American Girl was really kick-ass, the catalogs included adult and child sized versions of the dolls’ clothes so you could dress just like your American Girl. Oh how I wanted all of Kirsten’s prairie girl clothes. Alas, I am a Samantha girl at heart, what with my brown hair and my 50-room camp in the Adirondacks. My Samantha doll (and steamer trunk, and bed and school room) are still stashed at my parents house to pass on to whatever future child of mine is willing to commit to a lifetime of American Girl obsession.
Farewell, sweet girl. (There was a young girl right next to me in this section tearfully clutching a Kristen doll in a box while her mother consoled her. Forealz.)
I had (have) Kirsten and Samantha. Had to get Samantha first. Had to. Born in 1904, this rich diva doll was the pretty one, and even though I have blonde hair and blue eyes, I’ve always longed for the Kelly Kapowski look. Samantha’s books are better too. Better year, that 1904. Still, Kirsten is an O.G. and I can’t believe they’re kicking her to the curb. Bogus. Make way for Homeless A.G. aka American Garbage.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Cat Stevens, Bitterblue, Live at Royal Albery Hall
I’ve been running a long time
Summers come and gone;
Drifting under the dream clouds
Past the broken sun;
Yes I’ve been living a long time
To be back beyond





