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nshortbread: fuckyeahwillhines: via The Apiary This...
Dec 5th
corycavin: It’s about time someone started this meme. Dan...
Dec 5th
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halphillips: andrewfutral: thedailywhat: This is the only thing i have ever liked I made it...
Dec 5th
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(via capucha)
Dec 5th
(via fuckyeahtattoos) Awesome times 4000.
Dec 5th
kelsium: Happy Birthday, Friday! I hope you enjoy your...
Dec 5th
What does your Tumblr username mean?
nerdgasms: doctorsprotege: Doctor’s Protege means I am the protege of the Doctor [Who] so you...
Dec 4th
squeeslocum: at yesterday’s mom’s group we got a little...
Dec 4th
When the Stupak anti-choice amendment passed, and so entered...
— Barbara Ehrenreich, Salon (via...
Dec 4th
There are those hearts that never mend again once they are...
— Kaite CaMillo, The Tale of...
Dec 4th
Eight Dollars
Not unless you make $ as a performer, in some capacity, and it’s your profession to the IRS. ...
Dec 4th
Glenn Beck's "The Christmas Sweater: A...
nerdgasms: bmckinney: needtherapy: daveholmes: I just went to a movie theater and sat...
Dec 4th
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Howie Day, She Says. Apparently it’s 2001 up in this bitch today.
Dec 4th
Eight Dollars
Oh man, thank you so much! I am glad you enjoyed the show but OMG I hate seafood so much - that...
Dec 4th
Eight Dollars
benzado: rubysneakers: If the IRS allowed us to declare ourselves ‘budding or amateur comedians’...
Dec 4th
You have to be patient. You have to give yourself a chance....
— Former “Colbert Report” head...
Dec 4th
Eight Dollars
If the IRS allowed us to declare ourselves ‘budding or amateur comedians’ there would be...
Dec 4th
NEWS FLASH!
shortmikeshort: I can enjoy Star Wars and Star Trek for different reasons! I know! (Just...
Dec 4th
k-troll: farpointstation: absurdlakefront: ...
Dec 4th
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chrysilla: Hamlet’s Soliloquy recited in the original Klingon I still think this is a continuity...
Dec 4th
oldhollywood: Stills from La Jetée (1962, dir. Chris...
Dec 4th
nerdgasms: ...
Dec 4th
First
Sandwich, then lemon bar then hot chocolate then sleep. Watching my precious cable for one last...
Dec 4th
Green Peacock.
Dec 3rd
Oh, Really?
I have my very own Spank (audition show) at the Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theatre tomorrow,...
Dec 3rd
Sometimes you’re up and sometimes you’re down...
— Jackalope, Pixar short...
Dec 3rd
The Following Is A List Of People Who...
lichtenblog: More than just these guys. Not a single Republican voted in favor. ...
Dec 2nd
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patbaer: steveagee: liezlwashere: Christmas is for Fucking by Reggie Watts lower your...
Dec 2nd
samgrittner: I found the mutant stronghold! It’s on the...
Dec 2nd
thought of katey when i saw this.. stephen...
Dec 2nd
shortmikeshort: fyneilgaiman: fuckyeahgaiman: ALL OF...
Dec 2nd
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So you’re saying you want an Ewok? Also, morphine is the worst. frankhejl: We’ve been...
Dec 2nd
brokentelescope: (los angeles, 2009) Follow Jay’s...
Dec 2nd
Jesus Christ!
interloper: I have jury duty on Monday and have been brainstorming ways to get out of it...
Dec 2nd
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patbaer: breakupyourband: System of a Down - “Sugar” System of a Down, 1998 It’s just about...
Dec 2nd
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David Gray, As I’m Leaving, Live As I’m leaving A change comes on my eyes These streets...
Dec 2nd
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oneafter909: Robert Johnson / If I Had Possession Over Judgment Day
Dec 2nd
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simonpeggandnickfrost: Nick on Jonathan Ross. Thank you, Arina.
Dec 2nd
AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR HOGSWATCH, SMALL HUMAN?
— Death, as the Hogfather.
Dec 2nd
What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? -...
Dec 2nd
nerdgasms: randomnyc: esquared: Some young visitors to...
Dec 2nd
Robert Johnson, listen.
Dec 2nd
hugel: Death Bed: The Bed That Eats (People). Worth a...
Dec 1st
bridgecomedy: Using this as croutons in my butternut...
Dec 1st
Lovely
The nice thing about meeting new people or socializing with people you know minimally is that you...
Dec 1st
Insofar as she recognized at all that she was dreaming, she...
— — Douglas Adams - The Long...
Dec 1st
jeffrubinjeffrubin: I ordered shoes from Zappos at 10 pm...
Dec 1st
bridgecomedy: A leaf I pulled in from the window sill.
Dec 1st
I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way,...
— Gilda Radner (via anditslove)...
Dec 1st