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wheniwascruel:

omgfavorite.

“Hey we’re in New York.”

“I got a gun let’s go to a Broadway show.”

Great moments in cinematic history. I still quote this movie almost weekly. Anytime anyone says “I got you a present” I respond “If it’s a severed head I’m going to be very upset.” It’s a knee jerk reaction, I couldn’t NOT say it if I tried.

ditto. i also HAVE to say ‘delaware… we’re in delaware’. and ‘GAME ON!’ whenever it feels even remotely appropriate.

Posted June 19, 2009 at 2:27pm || home

hyperbole is my middle name.

i am a comedian and improvisor, living in new york city. i have a cat, and a job, and modest prospects. however, this tumblr is still mostly about comedy. and weird things i find on the internet. and david gray.

i am a comedian and improvisor, living in new york city. i have a cat, and a job, and modest prospects. however, this tumblr is still mostly about comedy. and weird things i find on the internet.

and david gray.