hyperbole is my middle name.

i am a comedian and improvisor, living in new york city. i have a cat, and a job, and modest prospects. however, this tumblr is still mostly about comedy. and weird things i find on the internet.

and david gray.

permalink Anyone who doesn’t acknowledge that Ellena is the best is wrong and shall be summarily executed upon the highest hill of the land.
frankhejl:
God Bless this wonderful lady! Ellena saved my ass BIG TIME today. Thanks to her, I won’t be eating bullshit fees and suffering for it.Thanks for being kickass, Ellena!

Anyone who doesn’t acknowledge that Ellena is the best is wrong and shall be summarily executed upon the highest hill of the land.

frankhejl:

God Bless this wonderful lady! Ellena saved my ass BIG TIME today. Thanks to her, I won’t be eating bullshit fees and suffering for it.

Thanks for being kickass, Ellena!